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    Read his earlier today on Jerruh

    Long but very good:

    @bruceschoenfeld: This Jerry Jones profile by @DVNJr is impossible to stop reading. Spectacular. http://t.co/KbiPVp4zBT
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  • #2
    How about then cowboys tampering with adrian peterson.
    “I am going to literally sodomize you on the field of battle. I am going to have non-consensual sex with your face and your butt. Then I’m going after your wife and kid”

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    • #3
      Fascinating piece.

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      • #4
        Illuminating: Jerruh, the formative years

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        "During his first full day on the University of Arkansas campus in August 1961, he met Eugenia "Gene" Chambers, a Miss Arkansas USA beauty queen from a wealthy northwest Arkansas family. Jones and his Razorbacks teammates attended a mixer with the young women of the freshman dorm. After dinner, they all went to the county fair. For hours, Jerry played the midway's games, tossing footballs through tires and baseballs at milk bottles to try to win Gene a stuffed prize worthy of his affection.

        "Well, he wasn't having that much luck winning," Gene recalls. "So suddenly he just disappears. And I'm askin' his friends ... 'What happened to Jerry?' All of the sudden, we see him come marching down the aisle, and he's got this huge teddy bear." She laughs.

        "He had slipped off and bought this big teddy bear -- 'cause he couldn't win it!"


        In a nutshell:
        - Jerruh is phenomenal at makin money cause he's had to pay for everything he's ever gotten...and the only thing's he's ever gotten are things that can be bought...

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        • #5
          Nutshell # 2

          Jones had gotten drunk the night before...

          "Well, I wasn't up to par," Jones says. He called the office of Cowboys owner H.R. "Bum" Bright and said, "You don't know me from Adam. My name's Jerry Jones. But if I live, I'm gonna come straight back to Dallas and buy the Dallas Cowboys."

          Jones returned home on the next plane and quickly became the team's top suitor. A fierce negotiator, Bright decided the final $300,000 separating him and Jones on a price would be decided by a coin flip. (Jones called tails and lost.)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
            Long but very good:

            @bruceschoenfeld: This Jerry Jones profile by @DVNJr is impossible to stop reading. Spectacular. http://t.co/KbiPVp4zBT
            Peterson would make no difference on that team, as long as Jerruh and Homo are running things they will be losers.

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            • #7
              Wow..If this quote doesn't sum up best the difference between the haves and have-nots, I don't know what does.

              "I bought this painting in 1989 right after buying the Cowboys," Jones says, admiring it late one night in June. "I had no money left -- I mean, nothing. ... But Ross Perot collects Rockwells -- he told me this one was too good to pass up ... so I somehow scraped together $1.1 million."

              I was able to "scrape together" 1.1 mill...must've been between the couch cushions and car seats. Sheesh. Might be fun to party with the man but, what a douche!
              YOU KILLED TED YOU MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!

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              • #8
                Too long to read.

                Where's that pic of him pushing that whores face in his crotch?

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