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    My youngest (ghost pepper eater) wants a McCoy autograph
    For his upcoming birthday. Did a ton of research about these authenticity services and no matter what you feel like you just dropped a ton of dough on a signature that was done by some 500 pound, sausage fingered asshole in a musty apartment in Brooklyn.

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    That whole industry makes wrestling look legit

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    • #3
      Wrestling is fake?

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      • #4
        Send a letter with a photo to novacare with attention lesean and ask him to sign it for ur son worth a shot. I use to have a book with the address of every facility for every nfl team and who usually signed and sent back. But worth a shot.

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        • #5
          just sign it yourself

          Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
          My youngest (ghost pepper eater) wants a McCoy autograph
          For his upcoming birthday. Did a ton of research about these authenticity services and no matter what you feel like you just dropped a ton of dough on a signature that was done by some 500 pound, sausage fingered asshole in a musty apartment in Brooklyn.
          He'll never know
          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Regal View Post
            Wrestling is fake?
            I'm beginning to suspect it is. I know I've lost a fortune gambling on it. Some advice that I Learned the hard way. Never bet the house on anyone from parts unknown.
            Last edited by Dolomite; 10-23-2014, 03:32 PM.

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            • #7
              Yep

              Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
              He'll never know

              Then tell him the truth when you are minutes away from dying.
              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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              • #8
                Haha

                Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                Then tell him the truth when you are minutes away from dying.
                And don't even try to make it look like shady's signature. Just sign like you do your own name.
                "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                  Then tell him the truth when you are minutes away from dying.
                  He'll find out when he tries to pawn it for cash to buy beer in college
                  But he won't be able to say squat about trying to sell it will he ?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Regal View Post
                    Wrestling is fake?
                    Shhhh... Slizz might read this thread.

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                    • #11
                      give him a stern lecture about how stupid autographs are unless you've actually met the person and gotten it from them, and forbid him to ever buy one. Then give him the $ you would've spent and point him in the direction of the closest asian massage parlor.

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                      • #12
                        Bwah
                        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
                          My youngest (ghost pepper eater) wants a McCoy autograph
                          For his upcoming birthday. Did a ton of research about these authenticity services and no matter what you feel like you just dropped a ton of dough on a signature that was done by some 500 pound, sausage fingered asshole in a musty apartment in Brooklyn.
                          Shady lives 5 minutes down the road from me, I'll have the FEDEX guy get his signature on a delivery slip. Will that work?

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                          • #14
                            Whens his bday?
                            WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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                            • #15
                              11/3. I got him a Detroit snow game pic off eBay. Like people say it'll be sick for him.

                              8 years old

                              "8 year olds, dude"
                              Last edited by Ellsworth; 10-23-2014, 11:27 PM.

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