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  • #1

    I'm back!

    Kicking Snakeskin Truth: My boots are worth more than your car.

    Saturday Night Truth: My lady is so hot she sets off smoke detectors when she walks by.

    Own Up Truth: My owner is like Putin, and your owner is like Obama. One of them annexes countries in his spare time. The other one plays golf and picks his wife from a catalogue. Which one would you rather fight?
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  • #2
    Y'all. Haha. Lame

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    • #3
      SUSP

      shut up shitty picker
      "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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      • #4
        Stoly Under Someone's Pillow

        Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
        shut up shitty picker
        I picked Russia -13 1/2 over Ukraine. Did you have that one?

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        • #5
          Hahahah

          nm
          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          • #6
            Pretty sure it's spelled "Stoli"

            Come on DB, you're better than this!

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            • #7
              Ever since the liver problem

              Originally posted by Sect 236 View Post
              Pretty sure it's spelled "Stoli"

              Come on DB, you're better than this!
              When Comrade doctor at the People's Revolutionary Hospital #44 told me to be stopping the hard drink, I can only drink home brewed vodka. No need for the spelling right in home brew. Brewsky, brewski, it all makes me blind.

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              • #8
                Yeah and apparently real russians don't drink stoli

                It's export crap. At least that's what a friend tells me who has spent about 6 months there the last 2 years.
                "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                • #9
                  I'm sure that will make kathi (whoever she is) very happy

                  You're about the only bigger fuck up around here than she.
                  "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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                  • #10
                    There are negotiations being made that are going to answer all of your questions and solve all of your problems. That's all I can tell you right now.

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                    • #11
                      Too Late

                      Originally posted by RSE View Post
                      There are negotiations being made that are going to answer all of your questions and solve all of your problems. That's all I can tell you right now.
                      I've annexed the Maldives. My Black Sea dacha wasn't working out.

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                      • #12
                        Nice grammar

                        Originally posted by Overbrook View Post
                        You're about the only bigger fuck up around here than she.
                        A wangnut would've said "her."

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                        • #13
                          Fuck you. I've always taken heed of the teachings of....

                          Originally posted by Nikita Khrushchev View Post
                          A wangnut would've said "her."
                          Scoop "Grammar Queen" Green.
                          "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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