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...men's room and someone walked in and immediately walked out!!! Discuss.
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Did you do a fast courtesy flush?
Amazing how the stank hangs on long after the turd is dispashedOfficially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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Bwahahaha
No Shy Colon Syndrome?Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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I don't like when....
...some icehole parks right next to me with a wide stance. GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!Comment
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No, I let it marinate
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Comment
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Ever take your shirt off?Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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Only at home
If I'm having a difficult time passing the afterbirth and I start sweating.Comment
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That's when you grab the towel rack for leverage.Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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And then you go from.....
...solid to liquid in a split second and it feels like your spleen just dropped out?Comment
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Or when someone wants to start talking....
....it's like WTF....I'm working here, not talking, that is what the outside world is for dumbass.Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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Never done that....
....except when really sick to keep the room from spinning.Originally posted by slag View Post"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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Frightened him with your wide stance in the stall?John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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NOT LIKE CHIP. HIS OFFENSE? THAT WOULD BE YUP.Originally posted by Riccardo View Post"LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.Comment
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If there is no autoflush valve ...
... and it's a dry one, you can swap stalls to do a thorough cleanup.
That way your monument to a healthy diet can be displayed for all to see throughout the ages, or at least until someone with strong enough intestinal fortitude can do a toe flush. The whole time wondering, "Who is this sick bastard that didn't wipe?"Will you shut up, man!
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