Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

♫ Wangnutz roasting on an open fire ♫

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Now THAT'S some quality Xmas caroling!

    Originally posted by Irish George View Post
    Had some very suspect bros
    And if you ever saw them
    You would say those pillow biters blow
    All of the other Igglephans
    Used to laugh and call them names
    They never let poor XSV
    Peddle his crappy video games
    Then one muggy Douchebagnacht
    Schnickelgruber came to say
    XSV with your asshole tight
    Won't you take my schlong tonight
    Then how the Wangnutz loved him
    As they squirted jizz with glee
    XSV the short legged Wangnut
    You'll go down on Magyar's pee
    Proud of ya! (C)
    "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

    Comment


    • #17
      wangnutian drivel being mouthed by douche bags

      and folk dresses up like garden gnomes
      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

      Comment


      • #18
        bwahahaha
        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

        Comment


        • #19
          The Island of Misfit Posters
          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

          Comment


          • #20
            Wooooooo
            John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

            Comment


            • #21
              Wow that's gonna be tough to beat

              Hilarious!
              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

              Comment


              • #22
                Come they told me
                Pa rum pum pum pum
                Our Wangnutz king to see
                Pa rum pum pum pum
                A large club foot has he
                Pa rum pum pum pum
                I cried "Be gone with ye!"
                Pa rum pum pum pum,
                Rum pum pum pum,
                Rum pum pum pum
                bullwinkle died
                Pa rum pum pum pum
                What a bum.

                Comment


                • #23
                  I agree. That's a winner.

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    O Come All Ye Fag Duels

                    O come, all ye fag duels,
                    Tearful and defeated,
                    O come ye, O come ye to Igglephans.
                    Come and behold Him,
                    Born the King of Fag Duel!

                    O come, let us adore Him,
                    O come, let us adore Him,
                    O come, let us adore Him,
                    Riccardo the King.

                    Sing, alleluia,
                    All ye choirs of dickheads;
                    O sing, all ye wretched ones of loo-oo-ser ville.
                    Glory to the King
                    In the highest glory!

                    O come, let us adore Him,
                    O come, let us adore Him,
                    O come, let us adore Him,
                    Riccardo the King!
                    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Hahaha

                      last line is a killer!
                      "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Attica! Attica!
                        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          It's beginning to look a lot like Douchebagnacht....

                          Everywhere you go
                          Take a look at the message board
                          Unreadable once again
                          With trolls and sh*t-stirrers
                          And coordinated attacks that blowwwwwww

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            The 12 days of Chipmas

                            On the 1st day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 2nd day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me a 2nd round pick for Bradford and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 3rd day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 4th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 5th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 6th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 7th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demaro puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the S-8th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demaro puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 9th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 10th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 11th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 11 second possessions, 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

                            On the 12th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 12 dropped passes, 11 second possessions, 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothieeeeeeeeeee

                            Merry Christmas from Coach Kelly and all your friends at Pravda!
                            (Friendly Reminder -- Playoff invoices arrive Christmas Eve and payment is due in full no later than Christmas morning.)
                            Last edited by Ellsworth; 12-10-2015, 10:36 AM.

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!

                              The S-8th day of Chipmas!!!!!!!

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                xsv baby

                                just slip a thick shoe under the tree for me;
                                Been an awful good girl, xsv baby,
                                So hurry off of Megan's list tonight

                                xsv baby, a pop-up tent too, light blue;
                                I'll wait up for you, dear; xsv baby,
                                So hurry off of Megan's list tonight.

                                Think of all the fun inside;
                                Think of all the lollipops your trench coat hides ;
                                Next year I could be just as good...
                                Since I'm still only 10 years old
                                Bah rum puh pum

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X