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Unread 01-17-2016, 04:32 PM   #1
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There are 31 other teams in the National Football League, each with a head coach, offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator -- total -- 93.

Add the head coaches of NCAA and NAIA colleges and universities -- total -- 767, and for good measure, take the head coaches of high schools that play your regular 11 men-per-side football -- total -- 14,100 (give or take a few).

Add them together and you get 14,960 potential candidates the Philadelphia Eagles COULD have considered to be their next head coach.

And the best they could do was Doug-F*ckin'-Pederson?

I'm beginning to believe all those Board Brothers who questioned Jeffrey Lurie's sanity all these years have been right all along.
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Unread 01-17-2016, 04:44 PM  
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I'm just happy to see Gen Sheridan back.
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There are 31 other teams in the National Football League, each with a head coach, offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator -- total -- 93.

Add the head coaches of NCAA and NAIA colleges and universities -- total -- 767, and for good measure, take the head coaches of high schools that play your regular 11 men-per-side football -- total -- 14,100 (give or take a few).

Add them together and you get 14,960 potential candidates the Philadelphia Eagles COULD have considered to be their next head coach.

And the best they could do was Doug-F*ckin'-Pederson?

I'm beginning to believe all those Board Brothers who questioned Jeffrey Lurie's sanity all these years have been right all along.
Wow, how about actually giving him a chance to succeed or fail rather than raging away like a stereotypical Negadelphian?
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There are 31 other teams in the National Football League, each with a head coach, offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator -- total -- 93.

Add the head coaches of NCAA and NAIA colleges and universities -- total -- 767, and for good measure, take the head coaches of high schools that play your regular 11 men-per-side football -- total -- 14,100 (give or take a few).

Add them together and you get 14,960 potential candidates the Philadelphia Eagles COULD have considered to be their next head coach.

And the best they could do was Doug-F*ckin'-Pederson?

I'm beginning to believe all those Board Brothers who questioned Jeffrey Lurie's sanity all these years have been right all along.
These numbers are mind numbing.
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Pederson doesn't look like a leader of men
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There are 31 other teams in the National Football League, each with a head coach, offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator -- total -- 93.

Add the head coaches of NCAA and NAIA colleges and universities -- total -- 767, and for good measure, take the head coaches of high schools that play your regular 11 men-per-side football -- total -- 14,100 (give or take a few).

Add them together and you get 14,960 potential candidates the Philadelphia Eagles COULD have considered to be their next head coach.

And the best they could do was Doug-F*ckin'-Pederson?

I'm beginning to believe all those Board Brothers who questioned Jeffrey Lurie's sanity all these years have been right all along.
Wow, just WOW!! In reading previous posts like this, it's a surreal feeling!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
many on here. Coaching is a show me thing,,,,we all thought lurie was trying to recreate the AR area,,,and he didn't,,,HE FUCIN WON IT ALL!
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!
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Wow, how about actually giving him a chance to succeed or fail rather than raging away like a stereotypical Negadelphian?
As I was saying...
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That’s why Kelly Green’s Rule is not a theorem, it’s a rule.
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