I hate this question when getting a hoagie from primos

[smg]

Cashier goes....."what do you want on your hoagie?


"All the things that normally goes on a fucking hoagie unless I state otherwise"


Where the fuck did they get these retarded cashiers from?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

SO DO YOU GET MAYO, OR OIL, MAYO AND OIL, NO MAYO OR OIL, HOT PEPPERS, SWEET PEPPERS, JALAPENOS, ONIONS? JUST WONDERING.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY ASK LETTUCE TOMATO, HOWEVER, I THINK THAT'S UNDERSTOOD THAT'S WHAT A HOAGIE IS. PRIMOS GOOD HIT THOUGH.

[smg]

SO DO YOU GET MAYO, OR OIL, MAYO AND OIL, NO MAYO OR OIL, HOT PEPPERS, SWEET PEPPERS, JALAPENOS, ONIONS? JUST WONDERING.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY ASK LETTUCE TOMATO, HOWEVER, I THINK THAT'S UNDERSTOOD THAT'S WHAT A HOAGIE IS. PRIMOS GOOD HIT THOUGH.

Only thing they should ask is MAYO or no Mayo?

If I say give me an italian primo without specific details then what does that mean??? It means I want an italian primo with everything

[smg]

SO DO YOU GET MAYO, OR OIL, MAYO AND OIL, NO MAYO OR OIL, HOT PEPPERS, SWEET PEPPERS, JALAPENOS, ONIONS? JUST WONDERING.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY ASK LETTUCE TOMATO, HOWEVER, I THINK THAT'S UNDERSTOOD THAT'S WHAT A HOAGIE IS. PRIMOS GOOD HIT THOUGH.

I normally get everything except PEPPERS

[Diggle]

You are the one who is the idiot

[BirdsInNC]

I'm just fucking glad

That we have a Primo's in Myrtle Beach. Hands down best hoagie I can get around here, and the icing on the cake is that the people that run the joint are from Philly. Just about every time I go in there I'm wearing an Iggs hat or shirt or during the season on a game day a jersey. That usually gets a conversation started. Good people, good food. Have yet to be asked if I want mayo on a hoagie lol. Primo sized Italian Diablo. Lettuce, onion, tomato, oil, vinegar. That's my jam. Grab a small container of pepper shooters and I'm good.

[smg]

You are the one who is the idiot

Why? Because I don't fill out a questionnare to eat a fucking hoagie?

[smg]

That we have a Primo's in Myrtle Beach. Hands down best hoagie I can get around here, and the icing on the cake is that the people that run the joint are from Philly. Just about every time I go in there I'm wearing an Iggs hat or shirt or during the season on a game day a jersey. That usually gets a conversation started. Good people, good food. Have yet to be asked if I want mayo on a hoagie lol. Primo sized Italian Diablo. Lettuce, onion, tomato, oil, vinegar. That's my jam. Grab a small container of pepper shooters and I'm good.

sounds like I need to go down there and buy one lol

[Diggle]

Bc no one should assume you want a bunch of crap on a fucking sandwich.

[The Duck]

So this is what rock bottom looks like.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

YES, YES IT IS. SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS.
I WAS ASKING WHAT HE LIKES ON THEM TO SEE IF A LIGHT WOULD GO ON OVER HIS HEAD, THAT PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY LIKE.... BUT....

[DEERSPINE GUY]

Why? Because I don't fill out a questionnare to eat a fucking hoagie?

EVERYONE LIKES THEIR SHIT DIFFERENT YO. IN MY HOUSE WE ALL LIKE OUR HOAGS DIFFERENT, 4 PEOPLE, 4 DIFFERENT TASTES. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED.

[smg]

YES, YES IT IS. SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS.
I WAS ASKING WHAT HE LIKES ON THEM TO SEE IF A LIGHT WOULD GO ON OVER HIS HEAD, THAT PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY LIKE.... BUT....

Didn't I tell you I like everything on a sharp italian primo except peppers?

[smg]

EVERYONE LIKES THEIR SHIT DIFFERENT YO. IN MY HOUSE WE ALL LIKE OUR HOAGS DIFFERENT, 4 PEOPLE, 4 DIFFERENT TASTES. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED.

If I walk in primos and say can I have an italian primo without any specifics, that means I want EVERYTHING ON IT

[DEERSPINE GUY]

Didn't I tell you I like everything on a sharp italian primo except peppers?

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!!

WOW. MY BRAIN HURTS.