I HATE THIS BUT...

[DEERSPINE GUY]

WHEN I GO TO A BAR I'VE NEVER BEEN TO, AND ORDER A BEER, THEY ALWAYS ASK ME WHAT KIND. DAMNIT WHEN I ORDER A BEER JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT. NOT THE KIND, OR WHAT SIZE, IF I WANT A DRAFT, OR A BOTTLE.

JUST GIVE ME MY SHIT.

[BIG JAY]

You're gonna fuck around and wind up w/ a can of Natty Light!

[Dim Bulb]

or how about when you ask a girl for a blow job

You're gonna fuck around and wind up w/ a can of Natty Light!

and she asks you what kind?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

THEN SHE GETS OUT A HAIR DRYER.

SERIOUSLY, WHEN I ASK FOR A BEER, THEY SHOULD KNOW IT MEANS EVERYTHING, EVERY KIND THEY HAVE, WITHOUT ME ASKING.

MAYBE THEY NEED A TOUCH-SCREEN TO ORDER BEERS FOR PATRONS AT THE BAR, LIKE PRIMOS...... OH WAIT.....

[TRENT]

you come to my house and ask for a beer I'm taping two 40's Of Old english

to your hands! No questions asked!

[Cheesesteak]

to your hands! No questions asked!

LMAO

[DEERSPINE GUY]

to your hands! No questions asked!

LAST TIME I DRANK THAT I GOT SLAMMED AND COULDN'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BOARDWALK IN WILDWOOD. JUST LAST WEEK! HA! NO....

I WAS 16 AND SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT ROLLIN AROUND IN THE SAND AND MUCK. THAT SHIT IS EVIL I TELL YOU..... EVIL!