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  • #46
    Originally posted by Irish George View Post
    by the way...Pack West's is awesume. OK hand me da mic

    OK...second whitest after Tennessee drawl boy

    They call me IG Im the ole skool MC
    I Like to discuss my turds, gas and pee
    No subject's taboo unless I don't like you
    Dats when I slay you stiff like Magoo's poo
    I dont like guns dont need em with my words
    I wrote how Klotz once skooled Larry Bird
    When n00bs come around that's when I get down
    and wax poetic bout the corn in my brown
    Or a Wangnut chirps about defending some maroon
    Dats when I squeeze neck and stick Adidas up wazoo
    You think to can post in every thread from Ay to zee
    We rip you a new one like fat dork from tennessee
    They call us Igglephans and yeah we eat our young
    IF we get bored we rap wit Slag about our dung
    KG hate dat.. 'bout his 'Mingo he'd rather squawk
    when he gets beat like drum he take a long walk
    on high gay tuss he will go... albeit very slow
    like a Red Robin rib rack thru his veins wit mayo
    We eat trolls for lunch make em cringe cry and quivah
    we punch posts wit more holes than Jerruh Jones liver
    We dont like foreskinz goin native people racial
    make me wanna give em all a brass knuckle facial
    Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
    like two young Asian women who do not care for boy
    or a deep fried turkey in a boilin' greasy vat
    or a failed Jrice shotgun on da asphalt goes splatt
    we used to laff bout Jackass crew's sloshed up feat
    til King went on da wagon now all they do is skeet
    so we pound down tomato pie and Zubazz kilt deer
    and we cook up a pot of clams in exotic craft beer
    den we go in Link and we watch da Birds soar
    or more den likely crash an burn on fucked up turf floor
    but at least Banner gone and Fat Fuck in Kaycee
    almost good as sex for us or for KG grayvee

    WORD

    (mic drop)


    You sonofabitch!! I'm dying over here. My kids just ran down the stairs to check on me. Holy shit! We have to put these lyrics to beat and get the shit on tape.
    "Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
    like two young Asian women who do not care for boy!" was fucking awesome.


    Its funny that people who don't understand this bored is gonna think what the fuck does that mean.


    You had me at "hand me the mic".
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    • #47
      Yes!!
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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