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  • jdugger doesnt even know who life is

    Real talk

  • #2
    I don't know who you are. What brought you out of the woodworks?

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    • #3
      Yo your moms so fat she poops colesteral

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      • #4
        She's so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
        YOU KILLED TED YOU MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!

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        • #5
          Oh Snap...

          Originally posted by Posternutbag View Post
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          Poster Nutbag in da house!!!

          Sh*t just real.
          The Eagles are boneheads. This is one of the top 10 biggest bonehead trades in the history of the NFL. - Chris Cooley 9/15/2010

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          • #6
            This maaaan. And I mean MAN knows the truth

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            • #7
              Your mom's so fat, her belt size is Equator.

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              • #8
                Your mom's so fat the National Weather Service names her farts.
                Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                • #9
                  She's so fat she beeps when she walks backwards
                  John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                  • #10
                    Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops...

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                    • #11
                      Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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                      • #12
                        Yo mamas so fat

                        Originally posted by just a phan View Post
                        Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck
                        When she dances the band skips
                        DB

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                        • #13
                          she's so fat her blood type is ragu.

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                          • #14
                            Your Momma is so fat...

                            Originally posted by art vandelay View Post
                            she's so fat her blood type is ragu.
                            Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad.

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                            • #15
                              The bitch uses pillowcases for socks.
                              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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