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  • Confidential (c) to Dimbus Bulbus

    How's this work for you?...........................

    "Hi, I'm Dak Prescott, #4, on America's team The Dullass Cowpies. Now that astute NFL fans have had the chance to determine that I really suck ass as a professional quarterback, I'd like to let you in on a personal note. That is, like many of my fairy ass teammates, I find nothing hits the spot better than a big bowl of yogurt before an important game. Sometimes that glop runs right through me, so I need to change pants at halftime; but still, it's the only nutritious meal for me! So when you're feeling a craving, reach for that big bowl of yogurt. Ummmmmmmmm!"



    Sounds like a winner, no? Just hook me up with your advertising dept.
    "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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    Can't believe he's the guy

    Originally posted by Overbrook View Post
    How's this work for you?...........................

    "Hi, I'm Dak Prescott, #4, on America's team The Dullass Cowpies. Now that astute NFL fans have had the chance to determine that I really suck ass as a professional quarterback, I'd like to let you in on a personal note. That is, like many of my fairy ass teammates, I find nothing hits the spot better than a big bowl of yogurt before an important game. Sometimes that glop runs right through me, so I need to change pants at halftime; but still, it's the only nutritious meal for me! So when you're feeling a craving, reach for that big bowl of yogurt. Ummmmmmmmm!"



    Sounds like a winner, no? Just hook me up with your advertising dept.
    I mean, seriously. But on the positive side, because we're sponsors, I scored a SB ticket. For Minneapolis. In February. Yay, me.
    DB

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