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  • Jerking off doesn't just make you go blind

    It will kill your ass!

    http://nypost.com/2014/09/12/man-die...es-in-10-days/
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

  • #2
    4 times in 10 days for a 23 year old?

    Marathon wacker my ass.

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    • #3
      I'm calling bullshit on this one. His death had nothing to do with jacking off, even if he happened to be jacking off when he died. 4 times in 10 days is hardly life threatening. There are porn stars who have hardcore sex that many times before lunch and live to tell the tale.

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      • #4
        Yeah really

        4 times in 10 days is pretty lame even for a geezer
        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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        • #5
          I liked the prom pics better
          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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          • #6
            Someone cue the video of EDP445 talking about the boy who died after jacking off 42 times.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
              4 times in 10 days for a 23 year old?

              Marathon wacker my ass.
              Shit when i was in my prime (15 years old) I could rub one out 4 times by lunchtime.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SCREAMIN EAGLE View Post
                Shit when i was in my prime (15 years old) I could rub one out 4 times by lunchtime.
                Hell yeah.

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                • #9
                  I remember that one

                  Originally posted by art vandelay View Post
                  Someone cue the video of EDP445 talking about the boy who died after jacking off 42 times.
                  Methinks it got deleted. Nowhere to be found.
                  "You on the other hand, describe your shit so many times and revel in how glorious or strange it looks that there is absolutely no doubt you most definitely DO have a shit fetish." - Kelly Green


                  Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

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