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  • My favorite KG mammaries..

    I mean memories...

    There's so many, but I think it's tied between two that happened at my first ever gayte.

    It's been almost 10 years, but I still remember Slizz's reaction to seeing KG for the first time like it was yesterday. I'll never forget that. At the same event, it was unfortunate that KG couldn't enjoy the game with us, but the injury at the parking lot buffet was a thing of legend.

    Honorable mention... NOBODY GONNA SLOW ME DOWN... OHHHH NO

    KG, The Creator of Legends.

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    Mamaries.

    I too remember my first meeting with KG at a gayte.

    The picture I was able to score of me next to DSG holding his Turkey and KG in his "Devestator" trucker hat hangs proudly over my fireplace mantle and is a frequent topic of conversation amongst dinner guests.

    The serenade on the steps of the Zubus is a close second for me but in terms of sheer awkwardness it's impossible to beat.
    The Eagles are boneheads. This is one of the top 10 biggest bonehead trades in the history of the NFL. - Chris Cooley 9/15/2010

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    • #3
      when he blew his load at the parking lot buffett, I almost died laughing at that game. Slizz with the "I got my eye on you" to the detroit lions fan.
      WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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      • #4
        there are so many its a tough call

        but as a resident old head I have to go old skool....the Robotic Mickey Louse. That was also the first and only GAYte appearance by that turd Arlo. I remember he got a free ticket and bitched about the obstructed view.
        Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
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        • #5
          I need to know more about Robotic Mickey Louse.

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          • #6
            You're blurring three Phils gaytes together. I actually remember the parking lot buffet one.
            -Slizz of Wangnutz

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            • #7
              This was before the board schism

              Before Wangnutz. At that time, Wangnutz were simply called "d*uchebags" and they had accounts on this board. Anyway (one of you guys with better memories feel free to correct me) these d*cks came up with something called the Mouseketeers or something like that to lump the Pollyannas into a group. These were the eternal optimist Eagle fans who just blindly marched in lockstep to whatever was happening with the sh*t organization. Incidentally, this group spawned a splinter group called "The Management Apologists." Long story short, Kelly Green took great delight (no surprise) in joining the Mouseketeers and showed up at a tailGAYte wearing Mickey Mouse ears. He was walking around the tailGAYte foraging for food and he looked like a robot. So someone said he looks like a Robotic Mickey Mouse and then I said, "More like a Robotic Mickey Louse" and the rest is history.

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              • #8
                So why was he walking like a robot, you ask?

                My theory (and this is based on visual evidence and my olfactory) is that he had MAJOR swamp-a$$ caused by an attempt to pass gas that went awry.

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                • #9
                  There is a picture somewhere

                  Originally posted by D Leff View Post
                  I need to know more about Robotic Mickey Louse.
                  I believe it was posted to this very board. The louse ears are what I am strongly recalling...

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                  • #10
                    Excellent!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
                      Before Wangnutz. At that time, Wangnutz were simply called "d*uchebags" and they had accounts on this board. Anyway (one of you guys with better memories feel free to correct me) these d*cks came up with something called the Mouseketeers or something like that to lump the Pollyannas into a group. These were the eternal optimist Eagle fans who just blindly marched in lockstep to whatever was happening with the sh*t organization. Incidentally, this group spawned a splinter group called "The Management Apologists." Long story short, Kelly Green took great delight (no surprise) in joining the Mouseketeers and showed up at a tailGAYte wearing Mickey Mouse ears. He was walking around the tailGAYte foraging for food and he looked like a robot. So someone said he looks like a Robotic Mickey Mouse and then I said, "More like a Robotic Mickey Louse" and the rest is history.


                      You had me at "spawned a splinter group".
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #12
                        My favorite KG moment was when he served his community by keeping the food court at the local mall safe for all citizens. This dude was getting a little too loud and acting like a d-bag to the cashier at Hot Dog on a Stick. Mall-Officer Green reacted quickly by deputizing a chimp and they proceeded to escort the guy to the parking lot while food court customers gave him a standing ovation. The big guy never has to pay for a corn dog again!!
                        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                        • #13
                          Zippy! Yes!

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                          • #14
                            Here's what I remember about that picture

                            Originally posted by D Leff View Post
                            Excellent!
                            it was actually a shot of Arlo and the robotic Mickey Louse was wandering around, robotic-like, in the BACKGROUND of the shot, which made it even funnier.

                            The photo's main subject, Arlo, had a mullet and these high-waisted jeans and his Foghorn Leghorn logo T-shirt was TUCKED IN so it looked like Foghorn was going down on Little Arlo.

                            Then you had KG, badly in need of a haircut with the Louse Ears giving him the Moe Howard bowl effect.

                            It was a masterful image all around.
                            Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                            May 7, 2010




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