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Unread 12-09-2015, 05:52 PM   #21
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Hilarious!
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Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our Wangnutz king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
A large club foot has he
Pa rum pum pum pum
I cried "Be gone with ye!"
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
bullwinkle died
Pa rum pum pum pum
What a bum.
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I agree. That's a winner.
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Default O Come All Ye Fag Duels

O come, all ye fag duels,
Tearful and defeated,
O come ye, O come ye to Igglephans.
Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Fag Duel!

O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Riccardo the King.

Sing, alleluia,
All ye choirs of dickheads;
O sing, all ye wretched ones of loo-oo-ser ville.
Glory to the King
In the highest glory!

O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Riccardo the King!
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last line is a killer!
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Unread 12-10-2015, 09:33 AM  
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Everywhere you go
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Unreadable once again
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The 12 days of Chipmas

On the 1st day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 2nd day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me a 2nd round pick for Bradford and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 3rd day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 4th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 5th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 6th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 7th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demaro puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the S-8th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demaro puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 9th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 10th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 11th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 11 second possessions, 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 12th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 12 dropped passes, 11 second possessions, 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothieeeeeeeeeee

Merry Christmas from Coach Kelly and all your friends at Pravda!
(Friendly Reminder -- Playoff invoices arrive Christmas Eve and payment is due in full no later than Christmas morning.)

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Unread 12-10-2015, 11:27 AM  
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The S-8th day of Chipmas!!!!!!!
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Unread 12-10-2015, 11:37 AM  
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Default xsv baby

just slip a thick shoe under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, xsv baby,
So hurry off of Megan's list tonight

xsv baby, a pop-up tent too, light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear; xsv baby,
So hurry off of Megan's list tonight.

Think of all the fun inside;
Think of all the lollipops your trench coat hides ;
Next year I could be just as good...
Since I'm still only 10 years old
Bah rum puh pum
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Default the whole thing is quality

you aint getting this stuff anywhere else on the internet
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Unread 12-10-2015, 12:09 PM  
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excellent and highly creative
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"think of all the lollipops your trenchcoat hides" Im dying here!
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the bored actually made a big comeback this week in my mind. See what a win over the Ceatriots will do?
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"Billy, We Jumped Offside"

Marcus Smith really can't play – Billy, we jumped offside
Our best talents been given away - Billy, we jumped offside
This team's a disgrace- Was so hoping Miles would not drop that pass
Chips Play calling’s so bad – Winnie makes Spurrier look grand

My owner will start to worry – Why’d I not listen to Howie?
Jeffrey will be pacing the floor - where is the stadium roar?
I wonder if we’re utterly doomed - time for half off crab fries?
just another half of dink & dunk more - Add some bad losses to the board

The fans might think - Jesus, it's some bad football out there
Say, what's in this drink? – It’s scientifically modified to match your physique
I wish I knew how – To win a close game
To break this bad spell - I'll be back in college next fall

I ought to say go, go, go - Mind if we miss a chip shot field goal?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's another loss to my financial bottom line?
I really can't stay – oh, Oregon how I’d love to come back
Ah, but we jumped offside

I've got to go watch game film- Oh, Kiko, where’s the Duck that I knew?
Should we run a trick play? Jesus, we're down by 3 scores?
Sam’s really been grand – it only cost us a 2
Why don't ‘you people’ see – Kelly’s not in this for me?

There's bound to be sports talk tomorrow - Think of my life long eagles’ fan sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If Roseman was still GM we’d be fine
We simply really can’t play – Shady, just get over the trade
Ah, but we jumped offside
Oh, Billy, we jumped offside
Oh, Billy, we jumped offside

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Unread 12-10-2015, 01:41 PM  
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Default I have a little Wangnut

I rub on it all day
And when it’s hard and ready
Oh Wangnut, I shall play

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I rub on it all day
And when you’re hard and ready
Oh Wangnutz we shall play

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I made you into wood
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you when I could

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I made you out of glass
And when you are all ready
I’ll take it up the a$$

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I made you out of schism
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you until jism
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Default Raindrops on losers and whiskers on sellen

Bright copper dongos and warm porta sh*tters
Brown stained undies all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored tube socks and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with 'gruber
Wild turkey bourbon and helmets with wings
These are a few of my favorite things.

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Bwaaaa!
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