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  • Riccardo: Don't want to hear you calling this and that "gay"

    F'in golf is gay as HELL. Men walking around in white shoes with little sock puppets on their golf clubs. You gotta be kidding me. It's gotta be all quiet. Then they squat down like they're going to ride a c**k so they can check the way the ground is sloping. And the f'in gaybird that wins the tournament gets to put on a bright green jacket to proclaim his gayness. Oh how about when they pull a blade of grass and toss it into the air to see which way the gay breeze is blowing? The whole thing is flaming. Oh yeah "nice putt." Bwahahahahahaha! Homo!

  • #2
    Testicle size balls.

    Plus its an activity not a sport.
    WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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    • #3
      No to mention the hideous pants.

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      • #4
        Handling the shafts of their woods.
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        "We choose to go to the moon."

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        • #5
          hahah... shut up

          Did I ever say it's not gay? Still challenging and fun
          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          • #6
            Ball washers
            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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            • #7
              Counting strokes for each hole.
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              "We choose to go to the moon."

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              • #8
                What's up with throwing a hissy fit if someone sneezes during their swing? Chase can hit a 90mph fastball with 50 thousand screaming at him. Gay.

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                • #9
                  Think it takes more skill to disc golf

                  Just sayin

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                  • #10
                    How about how you get to.....

                    ...put your little white ball up on that tiny wooden stand so you can hit it better? Gay!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Big Little View Post
                      Think it takes more skill to disc golf

                      Just sayin
                      Played disc golf once...it's hard. Plus, had to retrieve a disc from a bunch of thorn bushes and almost ripped my nutsac. Last time I ever played.
                      “I am going to literally sodomize you on the field of battle. I am going to have non-consensual sex with your face and your butt. Then I’m going after your wife and kid”

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                      • #12
                        Gently stroking balls with their putters.
                        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                        • #13
                          Grip the shaft....

                          ...of the golf club.

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                          • #14
                            Drive for show.....

                            ...putt for dough. Now how GAY is THAT saying???

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                            • #15
                              What about the whole gay "caddie" thing?

                              It's like you're Batman and your caddie is Robin and you're both wearing tights and gay Robin comes trailing around up your a$$ for 18 HOLES! And you ask this qu**r for ADVICE!

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