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The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia.
For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.
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Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!
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Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
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Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
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Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.
=======================================
Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!
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Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
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Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
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Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.