I'm sitting 3 feet from a 42" plasma TV

[Two Gap Penetrator]

It's like watching a 60 incher.

[Ellsworth]

Can you effing believe my goddamned wife just left to get her fucking nails done and left me with my 2 kids (who haven't eaten dinner yet)?!!!!

And gave me the "life isn't football" shit argument?

I'm not even kidding when I say I'm seriously fucking considering getting a divorce

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Oh I can definitely believe it

These women actually think that we ENJOY yard work.

[JB]

Man that's brutal...

Quick nuke something

[Ellsworth]

I could barely make a counter argument I was so fucking stunned and speechless.

It's over.

[Ellsworth]

I cut up a ton of watermelon and pineapple. They can have that and miller lite like me

[Riccardo]

Hahah... she gave you the old season opening...

Can you effing believe my goddamned wife just left to get her fucking nails done and left me with my 2 kids (who haven't eaten dinner yet)?!!!!

And gave me the "life isn't football" shit argument?

I'm not even kidding when I say I'm seriously fucking considering getting a divorce

PUNCH!!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Suck it up and throw some pizza bagels in the oven for the boys

Hurry.

[RSE]

Divorce sucks, as did the seperation before it, but at least I had my Sundays back.

[JB]

Sounds like me

Fresh fruit and cold suds diet for now. Fix something real later.

I cut up a ton of watermelon and pineapple. They can have that and miller lite like me

[Two Gap Penetrator]

This guy I worked with used to say...

"I'm trapped in a loveless marriage."

[Ellsworth]

Can't. Food allergies for 1 of my brats