Kelly Green cliche contest!!!

[TROGDOR]

A tittie in hand is worth 2 in the bush.

[schuylkilli_igg]

Two of Chathombook's boobs in the hand

If you are a fan of Kelly Greeeeen (and who isn't) you know he sprinkles his posts liberally with some of the most time-worn cliches known to man. "The best thing since sliced bread" is a recent prime example.

OK...here is the premise:

Take a cliche, well-known phrase or song title and give it a KG twist. For example, "Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets to assist in breast feeding."

Contest lasts as long as the thread has life or I call it over via TKO. I am the sole "judge, jury and xenophobe." see, what I did there?

Winner gets an autographed Iggles card from the IG Prize Closet.

Employees of Igglephans and their families are not eligible. KG is eligible.

OK...go at it.

are equal to one in her bush

[schuylkilli_igg]

The calm before

You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the Bengal out of Kelly Green.

the whine.

[Riccardo]

An aramingo in the hand is worth two in the gunt

Just warming up

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[Irish George]

Excellent!

some fine entries here!!!

Keep em coming!

[schuylkilli_igg]

An ounce of Chathom's tittie juice

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is worth a pound of mayo.

[Irish George]

Stop your racially insensitive whining

Aw give me a break, I went the time-worn cliche route...you added more options to the OP after the fact.

I gave you props for kicking things off. I expect better from Dr. Hiram

[Irish George]

bwah

Wooooo

[Irish George]

Some Enchanted Sound Wall

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[olecowboy]

Don't Let It Be Forgot. . .

If ever I would leave you
It wouldn't be at game time.
Seeing you at a tailgayte, I never would go.
Spread just right with mayo,
My greedy face red as flame,
Keeping you all for myself
Should have put me at shame!

But if I'd ever leave you,
It couldn't be in autumn.
How I'd leave in autumn I never will know.
I've seen how your cheez whiz drizzles
When my jowls quiver in the cool air.
I know you in autumn
And I just cannot share.

And could I leave you
when both me and the cold wind start to bite?
On a wintry game day afternoon?
With my insatiable appetite.

If ever I would leave you,
How could it be in spring-time?
Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so?
Oh, no! not in spring-time!
Summer, winter or fall!
No, never could I leave you, my aramingol!

[IronEagle]

60 percent of the time it's (1/X) x (Y/1) = 1 every time.

[Riccardo]

Nervous as a phat on a hot tin roof

Just warming up

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[IronEagle]

Kelly Green doesn't smoke cigars but Wangnutz smoke c@ck.

[Riccardo]

You have to break a few jars of mayo to make an aramingo

Just warming up

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[Riccardo]

Clapping and giggling while Philly burns

Just warming up

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