Kelly Green cliche contest!!!

[Riccardo]

Nothing is bigger than his stomach

Just warming up

PUNCH!

[Riccardo]

PS sticky this

If you are a fan of Kelly Greeeeen (and who isn't) you know he sprinkles his posts liberally with some of the most time-worn cliches known to man. "The best thing since sliced bread" is a recent prime example.

OK...here is the premise:

Take a cliche, well-known phrase or song title and give it a KG twist. For example, "Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets to assist in breast feeding."

Contest lasts as long as the thread has life or I call it over via TKO. I am the sole "judge, jury and xenophobe." see, what I did there?

Winner gets an autographed Iggles card from the IG Prize Closet.

Employees of Igglephans and their families are not eligible. KG is eligible.

OK...go at it.

It's sickening that basebore threads are on the first page here

[schuylkilli_igg]

Kelly Green is a very low motor

nm

guy with a humongous downside and great field venison.

[Irish George]

NICE

well done!

[RSE]

Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

[KenfromCanada]

My objection is to Canadian (and I hate to even say it) "Football"-- for THAT, is the abomination!

[KenfromCanada]

The Metric system is STUU-PID!!!!!!!!!

[RSE]

Williamsburg -- it's not just in the Rotten Crapple.

[RSE]

I have to give it up to KG for inventing Rotten Crapple. That is pretty good.

[TerpEagle]

Swollen, milk-filled breasts are like pit bulls - never turn your back on them.

[Yucko the Clown]

"An aramingo a day keeps the doctor away"

"As sensitive as a flower"

[Bardy]

"I am not a journalist." , Richard K.G. Nixon

[Riccardo]

Shove it up your ass "pal"

Just warming up

Bwaaaa!

[Bardy]

"You can't always eat what you want, but if you try, sometimes, you might find, you eat whatever's available."

[Loki]

Tits on a Ritz

good cracker