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  • Phoward12
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    Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
    Latvian jokes...

    Holy crap, I was crying at my keyboard from laughing so hard.

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  • Dim Bulb
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    The only good commie...

    Is a Cold War Commie.

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  • Damned Thing
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    Last one best. Is metaphor for life!

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  • AnnapolisEagle
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    Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
    Always, always funny.

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  • Drama Queen
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    Hahahahaha! Me laugh hard!–

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  • Damned Thing
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    No Jonathan Coulton fans?
    Last edited by Damned Thing; 05-01-2014, 08:17 PM.

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  • Irish George
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    Yesssss!

    Pound that potato juice, Comrade!

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  • Irish George
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    bwahahahha

    Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
    classic

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  • Riccardo
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    Looks kinda like

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  • Loki
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    Wodka for everyone.

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  • Irish George
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    woooooo!!!!!

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  • Two Gap Penetrator
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    We will celebrate an tell Latvian jokes, Comrade Eagle

    • Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
    • Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
    • Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
    • Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
    • Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
    • Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
    • Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
    • Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.
    • Two Latvian look at sun. Is not sun, but nuclear reactor meltdown. Latvian happy because maybe now warm enough to plant potato.
    • One day, hear knock on door. Man ask "Who is?" "Is potato man, I come around to give free potato" Man is very excite and opens door. Is not potato man, is secret police.
    • Knock knock. Who’s there? Latvian. Latvian who? Please open door. Is cold.
    • Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.

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  • Two Gap Penetrator
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    That banner in the lower left of your picture says....

    "erectile dysfunction"

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  • AthensEagle
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    I'd let her wrap my May Pole

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  • TRENT
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    Its my brother Bday today and he's up here Visiting

    I take care of our Mom,,so he is here from Fla to visit,,,figures the guy rolls into town on Tues,,the worst 2 day of the last month,,,he hates NJ now,,Floridian all the way......anyway my bro is 56,,where has the time gone?

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