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  • #1

    Serious Problem Here

    My two year old son is being brain-washed by the in-laws to say he likes the Redskins. Now he still gets excited when the Eagles are on however when asked what team he likes about 50% of the time he says the Eagles and 50% the Redskins.

    I think this is karma for training my buddy's two year old that could say almost nothing clearly...yet could say, "daddy's a queer," perfectly.

    But I need some help here fellas...Obviously all contact with the Redskin loving in-laws has ceased...But I need to clean it up here.

    Thoughts/guidance?
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  • #2
    Ctrl Alt F4

    Get new inlaws.
    DB

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    • #3
      Encourage the skins shit, even start wearing an RG3 jersey, and then be an asshole. The kid will rebel, and you'll be happy.

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      • #4
        Reverse psychology is a good idea...I dabbled with it to some success, but it's risky. The kid still likes me so it's tricky.

        Getting new in-laws be too expensive.

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        • #5
          I think karma is right.
          "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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          • #6
            He's 2 - hardly matters at that age. he'll figure shit out.
            Cows in the barnyard, chickens in the farmer's corvette.

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            • #7
              Every time you scold him or spank him wear a Redskins jersey, every time you take him to the park, or out to eat, or buy him something wear your Eagles swag.


              If that doesn't help dress up as a Redskins wearing boogie man and hide under his bed until he's almost asleep, might give him a twitch or a tick, but he won't be a redskins fan.




              Won't take long, just to be sure have his doctor/dentist alternate Redskins/Giants/Cowboys jersey's when he has a checkup!
              Last edited by Eagle Road; 11-01-2014, 09:49 AM.

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              • #8
                Show him a video of the Dead Tree Crew.
                Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                • #9
                  Find every photo and video of tortured Native Americans that you can and marathon that shit for him. Afterwards, explain to him this is what that team stands for.

                  It'll be like when someone shows you the "Why Vegan?" book and you don't want to eat meat for a few days.
                  Last edited by BigSlizz; 11-01-2014, 12:30 PM.
                  -Slizz of Wangnutz

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                  • #10
                    Teach him: Grandma is a racist.

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                    • #11
                      Why bother?

                      Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
                      Teach him: Grandma is a racist.
                      See what he's worth on the open market. He' probably a lost soul at this point.
                      "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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                      • #12
                        Tell your in-laws to pound sand. My mother in law is a Cowboys fan. Took care of that shit tout suite.

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