The Grass is Blander on the Other Side

[Godzilla]

This is the closest I have felt to being able to relate to a Browns fan. Utter bland mediocrity across the bored.

I am really excited to relive the days of 9 minute drives capped off by 1,2, and 3rd and goal being incomplete passes. Followed up by a FG. Such excitement!

Bring Schwartz in and grab some of that Wide 9 magic and show Billy girl how it is done. This hire gave me chlamydia.

Christ Tebow I am at a loss.