ADVIL!!!

[slag]

Stat!!!

[Loki]

Bwah. Been wolfing down Tylenol like M&Ms

[broadstreetparade]

BC powder (goodies) whatever the hell you call it. make sure you roll up that last shitty dollar bill that you didn't tip with at the titty bar last night and administer it straight to your nasal cavity.

For best results follow it with a shot of Jameson.

[Pete]

Forget Advil

I need a complete back replacement. And I am only halfway finished with my driveway.

[Riccardo]

They invented these machines called snow throwers guys

check them out

[slag]

I have one ... doesn't work well in 3 foot drifts.

Or White Walker barriers created by snow plows.

[Riccardo]

we got a new cub cadet last year

wifey laughed thinking we'd never use it as we'll be moving south in another year - oh wrong again! I had to go slow and back up in the shit but it made it even through 3+ ft drifts

[Pete]

Too big an investment

check them out

In Southern foreskinville. We rarely get dumped on this much.


I typically enjoy the shoveling, but this storm dumped some sleet in the mix making each shovel full a lot worse.

[nor'easter]

Mine quit after one pass.
I was ok until the township plow came through and pushed a foot high, four-foot wide swath back into the driveway. bastards

[Susquehanna Birder]

I'm waiting for that fucker to come through again.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Down to my last 10 or so. A few adult beverages have helped a lot, too.

[Ellsworth]

No school here tomorrow. Already called. Half the neighborhood here chugging liquor and beers

[IronEagle]

Protip: In NYC before a snow storm always park on the left hand side of a one way street.

Also, avoid parking on a two way street if at all possible. (Twice as wide = twice as much snow to plow on to your car)

I learned these lessons the hard way many years ago.