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...your piss breaks with all that critical film study of commercial advertising? Did you go to the bathroom while the actual game was on? 
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Leave My Chair?? Surely You Jest!
(and if you say "Don't call me Shirley" I'll clobber you)
I go to the can before the game starts and, so I don't miss the halftime show, when the abbreviated Halftime Report comes on.
Other than that, my bladder has been trained not to interupt the game itself thanks to over 20 years of my doing own commercial ratings.
And now you know!"If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!" -
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The bowels and bladder have gone through the same intensive training."If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"Comment
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