That Domino's Pizza commercial

[brotherharv]

And to make it up to you here’s a free MEDIUM pizza??!!

[DEERSPINE GUY]

AND THE OWNER, THAT'S BEEN AN OWNER, FOR THIRTY F'N YEARS, STILL HAS TO DELIVER THEM DISGUSTING ASS THINGS.

AFTER 30 YEARS YOU WOULD FIGURE HE WOULD HAVE MADE ENOUGH COIN TO ACTUALLY AHHH....

HIRE PEOPLE....

[Overbrook]

You know, the one where "John, Domino's franchise owner for 30 years" knocks on the front door with a pizza in his hand and smilingly asks the woman, "I heard you had a problem with your pizza?"

Wouldn't it be fabulous if she looked at him and said, "yeah, it tasted like shit."