Pfizer Vaccine! 90% Effective!

[birds586]

Thank You PRESIDENT TRUMP

Go drink some Lysol and drain cleaner you dipshit!

[joydivision]

He's already a zombie. A slow moving Walking Dead type of zombie.

I'll give him credit for not taking the bate. I know he logged out after viewing my response. I couldn't help but try to lure him just once. I've noticed a parallel with his trolling Trump rhetoric (not to be confused with his trolling every thread introduction to the board, lol) and the way Trump ran the country by being a Troll. Aided by by a republican party that has blatantly cultivated the same method of governing combined with an I'm Rubber You're Glue ideology the past 20++ years.

You're right, it is zombie level team camaraderie. To be expected at this point when choices are A or B when there is an entire alphabet to consider and represent and respect

[nor'easter]

Pfizer gave us Viagra so they have that going for them. The little blue pill worked pretty well, or so I'm told.

[Loki]

Imunozitclearer has caused constipation, diarrhea, sudden breast growth, orange skin, an extra penis in some patients.
Stop using Imunozitclearer if your eyes begin to bleed, the second penis develops above the waistline, and/or you develop a full facial mole.

[Dim Bulb]

“The truth is that Pfizer didn’t receive any funding from Operation Warp Speed for the development, clinical trial and manufacturing of the vaccine. Rather, its partner, BioNTech SE, has received money -- from the German government.”
-Bloomberg

In not-too-related Dimmy News, before I sold yogurt, I worked at a BAC pharma company in the Legal Dept. I saw all these product liability cases for the "newer" blockbuster drugs and vaccines. Dimmy's take was: If a drug has been out on the market for 20 years, I'll take it. If not, I'll pass. Sets up a dilemma on this new vaccine, I'll tell ya...

[Loki]

“The truth is that Pfizer didn’t receive any funding from Operation Warp Speed for the development, clinical trial and manufacturing of the vaccine. Rather, its partner, BioNTech SE, has received money -- from the German government.”
-Bloomberg

[Dim Bulb]

I don't understand your POV.

He's already a zombie. A slow moving Walking Dead type of zombie.

[joydivision]

Thank You PRESIDENT TRUMP

I don't understand your POV.

[thegodfather]

Thank You PRESIDENT TRUMP

[Raptor]

Don’t forget they will need to be delivered in Good Humor trucks...or anything that can maintain -40 for purity & freshness.

[McCarthy12]

Buddy and I were joking last week that a vaccine was certain to be announced by week end. Pretty close!

[Susquehanna Birder]

Yeah, but Anthony Zerbe was a badass.

[Dim Bulb]

I'd go with the version us old farts would appreciate more.

Loved the Omega Man. Scarier zombies in I am Legend though. Fast moving zombies way scarier than normal speed or even slow mo zombies.

[Dim Bulb]

Free shots at the Four Seasons hotel.
Wait...where?

No way. They're at the Ritz today.

[Loki]

Free shots at the Four Seasons hotel.
Wait...where?