Tis the Season for X-mas carols

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Big Dick Nick (sung to Little St. Nick by the Beach Boys)


Well down in Philly where the air gets cold
There's a season of football
That is yet to unfold
The starting QB blew his ACL
So it came down to replacement personnel
It's the Big Dick Nick (Big Dick Nick)
It's the Big Dick Nick (Big Dick Nick)

Just a goofy lookin’ fucker we call Big Dick Nick
Threw 4 touchdown passes in his opening schtick
He's no candy ass pussy, has them nerves of steel
And when Gomer hits the gas man just watch him deal
It's the Big Dick Nick (Big Dick Nick)
It's the Big Dick Nick (Big Dick Nick)

Run run Alshon
Run run Nelson,
Run run Alshon
Run run Nelson