Next chicken choke gab fest is Monday night?

[Riccardo]

Wooo!

[The Duck]

The real chicken choke officially began tonight.

[IronEagle]

The real chicken choke officially began tonight.

Good grief. You got that right. This is pathetic.

[The Duck]

Is there some reason why a guy auditioning for the #5 spot is pitching in the #3 spot in the most important series of the fucking season?

[IronEagle]

Is there some reason why a guy auditioning for the #5 spot is pitching in the #3 spot in the most important series of the fucking season?

It boggles the mind.

[RSE]

We are starting to suck wind. I honestly don’t mind if we finish first. The bye did us a fat lot of good last year.

[The Duck]

Mmmm… beer..

[IronEagle]

Mmmm… beer..

Hard to believe, Harry. Taijuan Walker pitched 3 scoreless innings?

[The Duck]

I still can't believe they pitched to JT there. But I'll take it.

[Cosmo]

Wooo!

Riccardo Douche -- The man who worked in a half cubicle in N. Jersey for 35+ years, His career accomplishment was reaching the level of assistant associate director of toothpaste sales.

He has retired to a bungalow facing swampland (he calls this beachfront) in the crappiest area of FL -- all his tiny pension can afford.

Yet he remains steadfast in his support of a the greatest pedophile enabler of all time.

No wonder he fled NJ. A complete embarrassment to his family. Ironically, he exceeded his wildest expectations of himself.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Riccardo Douche -- The man who worked in a half cubicle in N. Jersey for 35+ years, His career accomplishment was reaching the level of assistant associate director of toothpaste sales.

He has retired to a bungalow facing swampland (he calls this beachfront) in the crappiest area of FL -- all his tiny pension can afford.

Yet he remains steadfast in his support of a the greatest pedophile enabler of all time.

No wonder he fled NJ. A complete embarrassment to his family. Ironically, he exceeded his wildest expectations of himself.

It was CENTRAL Jersey, not North Jersey.

[AthensEagle]

It was CENTRAL Jersey, not North Jersey.

That Lucky Bastard has a pension!?

[Riccardo]

Riccardo Douche -- The man who worked in a half cubicle in N. Jersey for 35+ years, His career accomplishment was reaching the level of assistant associate director of toothpaste sales.

He has retired to a bungalow facing swampland (he calls this beachfront) in the crappiest area of FL -- all his tiny pension can afford.

Yet he remains steadfast in his support of a the greatest pedophile enabler of all time.

No wonder he fled NJ. A complete embarrassment to his family. Ironically, he exceeded his wildest expectations of himself.

Bwaaahaha!! Longest jealousy obsession of all time. Your medicaid antipsychotic meds run out again?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Riccardo collecting his back pension from the toothpaste factory: 4000 dollars!

Riccardo.jpg