Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Riccardo]

"That's right, I predicted the invention of American football, the creation of the Philadelphia Turkeys team (okay, I got that part wrong) and the endless chicken choking of said Philadelphia football team - and other Philadelphia sports teams"

--- Benjamin Franklin

[RSE]

The Chicken Always Rings Twice

[IronEagle]

"A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage"

-- (not) Herbert Hoover

[Dim Bulb]

"We pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred chicken."

---The Declaration of Independence

[Riccardo]

"In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes and the Philadelphia Eagles choking the chicken."

--- Benjamin Franklin

[Dim Bulb]

When the End of the World Comes, I Want To Be in Cincinnati. It Is Always Ten Years Behind the Times

---- Mark Twain

[Dim Bulb]

"Daniel Jones blows."

-----Linda Lovelace

[IronEagle]

“Old age is fifteen years older than I am.”

—Oliver Wendell Holmes

[Dim Bulb]

"Life's too short to be small."

--- Dim's Brother

[IronEagle]

“Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy”

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Dim Bulb]

“People do not seem to realise that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.”

― Ralph Waldo Emerson