Posting from work shitter

[headknocker]

Work shitter posts are the best posts!

I had to do a double-check since we could always count on IG for those kind of posts along with his fixation with Asian Lesbians.

[3rd & Inches]

When I left I dropped this gem on him: “I’m sorry about your condition and I’m not talking about your stroke. World Champs!”

[jimbo]

Work shitter posts are the best posts!

[Eagle Road]

Green food coloring into the IV drip.

[Drama Queen]

Nice

I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.

Right it on his forehead with a green marker!

Brand his ass.

[Raptor]

Good man,

Hopefully his “come to Jesus “ moment will open his eyes and bring him to the green side.

Good job sir, good job.

[McCarthy12]

This made my morning.

[JuTMSY4]

god damn

I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.

I love this

[DEERSPINE GUY]

NICE...BUT HOW WAS THE POOP? NICE SOLID LOGS?.... YA BLOWIN MUD?...... AND THE PAPERWORK. ... HOW DID THAT GO...

NO FINGERS BREAKING THRU AND GETTING 3I POOP ALL OVER THEM?
BABY WIPES OR PAPER?

[3rd & Inches]

I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.