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  • Doctor says Iím having a cystoscopy next week.

    For those of you who know what that is, you know how Iím feeling.

    For those of you who donít know what that is, Iíd recommend you donít look it up.

  • #2
    Not really so bad......

    if you take two qualuudes 30 minutes before the procedure.

    Oh wait, itís little late for that advice. Even if it werenít, I doubt if your urologist is a gay friend whoíd go along with it.

    Good luck, and remember, when itís over you donít really need to go to the bathroom.
    "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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    • #3
      you'll be okay, champ.

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      • #4
        GOOD LUCK RRSSEEE

        JUST PRETEND IT'S A LONG THIN TONGUE.

        ALL KIDDING ASIDE HOPE IT'S ALL GOOD NEWS. I'M SURE THERE WILL BE NO ISSUES.
        "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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        • #5
          God Bless RSE, prayers up my friend!

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          • #6
            Well, on the plus side at least you can say, "I'd rather have another cystoscopy than..."

            Best wishes on the procedure.
            -Slizz of Wangnutz

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            • #7
              Where's

              Bones and his Medical Tricorder when you need one?

              Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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              • #8
                Best wishes on the procedure RSE

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                • #9
                  Ehhh, I have had it done twice, both times because of kidney stones, you want a real thrill, when they pull an unbreakable stone out and tear your urethra tube to sheds and put in about a 2 foot long plastic stent, then after about a month when it all heals up the Doc grabs ahold of the end of the stent and makes like he's starting his lawn mower, yeah, that is when all of your breath leaves your body!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BigSlizz View Post
                    Well, on the plus side at least you can say, "I'd rather have another cystoscopy than..."

                    Best wishes on the procedure.
                    THAN WATCH MARKELLE FULTZ, OR BEN SIMMONS SHOOT A JUMPER?
                    "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                    • #11
                      Not for kidney stones thank God.

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                      • #12
                        good luck. still beats living in tioga county

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                        • #13
                          Good luck with that

                          I had one taken from my back a few years ago.
                          Turned out to be benign. Iím positive yours will as well.
                          Iíll keep you in my prayers.
                          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                          • #14
                            Good one Harpo

                            Originally posted by Loki View Post
                            I had one taken from my back a few years ago.
                            Turned out to be benign. Iím positive yours will as well.
                            Iíll keep you in my prayers.
                            So youíre telling us you had a penis growing out of your back? Iíd be interested to know what position you used to pee.

                            Custom made toilet?
                            "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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                            • #15
                              Good lucky, buddy. Will be praying for you.
                              "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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