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DEERSPINE GUY 05-14-2018 07:49 PM

WHAT DID THE CANABAL DO AFTER HE DUMPED HIS GIRLFRIEND?
 
HE WIPED HIS ASS OF COURSE....

BADA DUM TISS.

DEERSPINE GUY 05-14-2018 08:04 PM

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COWBOYS FAN AND A BABY?
 
THE BABY STOPS WHINING EVENTUALLY.

brotherharv 05-14-2018 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEERSPINE GUY (Post 1911175)
THE BABY STOPS WHINING EVENTUALLY.

Was this presented by Texaco??

DEERSPINE GUY 05-15-2018 06:43 AM

TRIED TO GET A JOKE THREAD GOIN BUT .....

slag 05-15-2018 07:12 AM

Old guy goes to the doctor and asks for 3 Viagra pills
 
Doctor says: "Why?"

Guy says: "My girlfriend is coming over Friday ... my ex-wife Saturday ... and my other girlfriend Sunday"

Doctor says: "I'll give you the pills but taking this 3 days in a row is somewhat risky ... you have to come in Monday so I can check you out"

Monday, the guy shows up at the doctor's office with his arm in a sling.

Doctor says: "What the hell happened to you?"

Guy says: "Nobody showed up"

brotherharv 05-15-2018 08:34 AM

Man walks along an old fishing pier...
 
He counts the number of slits in the wood along the way until he finally falls off the pier to his demise. Cause of death was the old slogan... “When you’re out of Slits, you’re out of Pier”

Raptor 05-15-2018 03:58 PM

Did you hear....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DEERSPINE GUY (Post 1911181)
TRIED TO GET A JOKE THREAD GOIN BUT .....

...about the guy who invented a sandal for one legged people?


It was a flop.

Phire Phat Phuck 05-15-2018 10:34 PM

Blind man walking down the street passes the fish market and says, "Hello Girls!"

Raptor 05-16-2018 07:39 AM

I'd tell you a joke about being unemployed....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Phire Phat Phuck (Post 1911225)
Blind man walking down the street passes the fish market and says, "Hello Girls!"

....but none of them work.


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