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Unread 05-14-2018, 07:49 PM   #1
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Default WHAT DID THE CANABAL DO AFTER HE DUMPED HIS GIRLFRIEND?

HE WIPED HIS ASS OF COURSE....

BADA DUM TISS.
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Default WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COWBOYS FAN AND A BABY?

THE BABY STOPS WHINING EVENTUALLY.
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Was this presented by Texaco??
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TRIED TO GET A JOKE THREAD GOIN BUT .....
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Default Old guy goes to the doctor and asks for 3 Viagra pills

Doctor says: "Why?"

Guy says: "My girlfriend is coming over Friday ... my ex-wife Saturday ... and my other girlfriend Sunday"

Doctor says: "I'll give you the pills but taking this 3 days in a row is somewhat risky ... you have to come in Monday so I can check you out"

Monday, the guy shows up at the doctor's office with his arm in a sling.

Doctor says: "What the hell happened to you?"

Guy says: "Nobody showed up"
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Default Man walks along an old fishing pier...

He counts the number of slits in the wood along the way until he finally falls off the pier to his demise. Cause of death was the old slogan... “When you’re out of Slits, you’re out of Pier”
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TRIED TO GET A JOKE THREAD GOIN BUT .....
...about the guy who invented a sandal for one legged people?


It was a flop.
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Blind man walking down the street passes the fish market and says, "Hello Girls!"
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Unread 05-16-2018, 07:39 AM  
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Blind man walking down the street passes the fish market and says, "Hello Girls!"
....but none of them work.
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