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  • #31
    the whole thing is quality

    you aint getting this stuff anywhere else on the internet
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010




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    • #32
      OMG that is fantastic

      excellent and highly creative
      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
      May 7, 2010




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      • #33
        bwahahahahaha!!!!

        "think of all the lollipops your trenchcoat hides" Im dying here!
        Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
        May 7, 2010




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        • #34
          bwahahahaha!!!

          Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
          Everywhere you go
          Take a look at the message board
          Unreadable once again
          With trolls and sh*t-stirrers
          And coordinated attacks that blowwwwwww
          the bored actually made a big comeback this week in my mind. See what a win over the Ceatriots will do?
          Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
          May 7, 2010




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          • #35
            "Billy, We Jumped Offside"

            Marcus Smith really can't play – Billy, we jumped offside
            Our best talents been given away - Billy, we jumped offside
            This team's a disgrace- Was so hoping Miles would not drop that pass
            Chips Play calling’s so bad – Winnie makes Spurrier look grand

            My owner will start to worry – Why’d I not listen to Howie?
            Jeffrey will be pacing the floor - where is the stadium roar?
            I wonder if we’re utterly doomed - time for half off crab fries?
            just another half of dink & dunk more - Add some bad losses to the board

            The fans might think - Jesus, it's some bad football out there
            Say, what's in this drink? – It’s scientifically modified to match your physique
            I wish I knew how – To win a close game
            To break this bad spell - I'll be back in college next fall

            I ought to say go, go, go - Mind if we miss a chip shot field goal?
            At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's another loss to my financial bottom line?
            I really can't stay – oh, Oregon how I’d love to come back
            Ah, but we jumped offside

            I've got to go watch game film- Oh, Kiko, where’s the Duck that I knew?
            Should we run a trick play? Jesus, we're down by 3 scores?
            Sam’s really been grand – it only cost us a 2
            Why don't ‘you people’ see – Kelly’s not in this for me?

            There's bound to be sports talk tomorrow - Think of my life long eagles’ fan sorrow
            At least there will be plenty implied - If Roseman was still GM we’d be fine
            We simply really can’t play – Shady, just get over the trade
            Ah, but we jumped offside
            Oh, Billy, we jumped offside
            Oh, Billy, we jumped offside
            Last edited by Ellsworth; 12-10-2015, 12:46 PM.

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            • #36
              I have a little Wangnut

              I rub on it all day
              And when it’s hard and ready
              Oh Wangnut, I shall play

              Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
              I rub on it all day
              And when you’re hard and ready
              Oh Wangnutz we shall play

              Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
              I made you into wood
              And when you are all ready
              I’ll play you when I could

              Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
              I made you out of glass
              And when you are all ready
              I’ll take it up the a$$

              Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
              I made you out of schism
              And when you are all ready
              I’ll play you until jism

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              • #37
                Raindrops on losers and whiskers on sellen

                Bright copper dongos and warm porta sh*tters
                Brown stained undies all tied up with strings
                These are a few of my favorite things

                Cream colored tube socks and crisp apple strudels
                Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with 'gruber
                Wild turkey bourbon and helmets with wings
                These are a few of my favorite things.
                Last edited by Two Gap Penetrator; 12-10-2015, 01:55 PM.

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                • #38
                  Murray, the Roach-Hosed Lame Queer

                  Had a very shiny nose

                  (you know the rest)

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                  • #39
                    Bwaaaa!
                    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                    • #40
                      Magyar The Slowman

                      Was a jolly, happy soul
                      With a cornholed a$$
                      and a button d*ck
                      and two eyes made out of sh*t

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                      • #41
                        HAHAHA

                        you're on fire!
                        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                        • #42
                          Haha!! You ain't won jack!

                          4 spots remaining btw. You girls scared?!

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                          • #43
                            The King has pity and allows the chumps to win

                            I'll get in this evening. Can't access here
                            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                            • #44
                              PS I got 12 right last week with points!

                              wooo!
                              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                              • #45
                                Have a holly, jolly Douchebagnacht....

                                It's the best time to get banned
                                I don't know
                                Aquila blows
                                They all got Arlingtonfanned

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