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  • #46
    Originally posted by smg View Post
    Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
    Were you touched as a child?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by smg View Post
      Yes the shitter is inside a stall but it's still a uncomfortable feeling because I am used to be alone when I shit at home
      It's an opportunity to mark your territory. One of my favorite office shitting stories came from a time when I was legitimately sick...really badly. I should have stayed home but I hate using leave except for vacation.

      Anyway, I had to hustle to the bathroom, got into a stall, and proceeded to murder the joint. As I'm sitting there in a small sweat, thanking the lord above I made it in time, the main door opens. A guy I work with came in. I work in a large office but this guy has a distinctive voice so I knew it was him.

      He took about two steps in and I hear "Oh Jesus!"...then I hear the door open and close again as he leaves.

      I feel like I've accomplished a good amount in my career but that still ranks pretty high as far as work amusement goes, the time I drove my co-worker out and claimed the place for myself. He still doesn't know it was me.

      Take advantage of this opportunity man, go create your moment.

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      • #48
        the bathroom smells really nice and looks amazing but i dont plan to take a shit until i get home

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        • #49
          COME ON SMEGMA, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?

          WHAT'S YOUR WORK E MAIL?

          WHAT TIME IS LUNCH?

          ANY HOTTIES AROUND YOUR CUBE? YOU KNOW, 300 LB AND OVERS?
          Last edited by DEERSPINE GUY; 07-05-2019, 10:30 PM.
          "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
            COME ON SMEGMA, YOU'RE HOLDING OUT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?

            WHAT'S YOUR WORK E MAIL?

            WHAT TIME IS LUNCH?

            ANY HOTTIES AROUND YOUR CELL, I MEAN CUBE?
            I received a conditional from the state of PA today so it looks like I won't be at this job much longer.

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            • #51
              BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT JOB? NICE. DON'T BURN THIS BRIDGE THOUGH. YOU MAY NEED IT.
              "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
                BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT JOB? NICE. DON'T BURN THIS BRIDGE THOUGH. YOU MAY NEED IT.
                The 1st one was a city job and this is a state job. This background check should not take too long since I never been to the slammo

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                • #53
                  DID YOU DO YOU FUGLY MOMBO IN THE MIDDLE OF MARKET ST AFTER RAPTORS WON?
                  "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                  • #54
                    sounds miserable. go get a 1099 job

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Bacarty2 View Post
                      sounds miserable. go get a 1099 job
                      No I prefer to work in a office

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
                        DID YOU DO YOU FUGLY MOMBO IN THE MIDDLE OF MARKET ST AFTER RAPTORS WON?
                        No but I may consider it once I start the state job

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                        • #57
                          I was offered the state job yesterday and now waiting for the written confirmation in the mail. Im happier than a sissy with a bag of dicks

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