Now I know who he is!!!

[Irish George]

Doug Gottlieb is the Merrill Hoge of basketball.

[Ellsworth]

God he is easy to hate.

Gosdamned terrible, annoying voice, opinions, and ugly.

[Irish George]

what's with the giant knot on his tie

is that to take your attention off his cretin face?

[Ellsworth]

I keep hoping Barkley will just pick him up and pile drive his head into the floor like Ray The Crippler Stevens

[Irish George]

that's why he sucks up to him

Billy Cunningham, Matty Goukas and Jim Lynam all call him Charles and this tool calls him "Chuck?"

I want Barkley to strip the telestrater out of his hands and stick it where DQ wants to be.