Man, this is painful to watch

[slag]

Dustin Johnson is blowing the fuck out of what was a lead in the Masters on the back nine.

He just took two scoops to get out of a bunker on 18.

[slag]

On the other hand ... Freddie is a good story so far.

[JB]

I'm about 80 miles from Augusta...

itis windy as hell here today...I can only imagine what it may be like there. Low round today is 69

[slag]

Just watched Couples' interview online.

When you see a guy give an interesting and likable interview it makes me dislike Tiger Woods, and his say-nothing often testy and arrogant interviews, even more.

[JB]

There's nothing not to like about Couples...

especially his swing which has been solid forever. Eldrick's smugness pisses me off as well.

[slag]

He doesn't say anything either.

His interviews are generally boring as fuck.

On Couples ... smartest thing I can do (and probably is a good idea for all hackers) before I play golf, is watch Couples or Els (or the LPGA).

Swinging too fast is an ongoing issue for me.

[JB]

Eldrick lurking and hasn't gotten

to the back side yet.

[Riccardo]

If that 5 hr energy jackass wins it

I'll be super pissed. But I know he will ultimately run out of energy and choke the chicken

[slag]

Come on ... how great would it be if the guy with the hat from the outing goodie bag won that shit.

He's standing next to whoever took the Hootster's place, getting the jacket with that fucker on?

Bwah!

[RSE]

The 14 year old is going to miss the cut because he was assesed a slow play penalty stroke on the 17th hole -- the first assesed on the PGA tour in 18 years. Even Crenshaw, playing in his group, said with the wind blowing and a putt that difficult, anyone would have taken the time the kid did to line up his putt. That sucks.

[TerpEagle]

The 14 year old is going to miss the cut because he was assesed a slow play penalty stroke on the 17th hole -- the first assesed on the PGA tour in 18 years. Even Crenshaw, playing in his group, said with the wind blowing and a putt that difficult, anyone would have taken the time the kid did to line up his putt. That sucks.

Crossing the powers that be of golf during the exhalted Master's Tournament is not a trifling affair.

[slag]

That's some fucked up nickel and dime shit even for them.

[slag]

Posted it above ... but the kid makes it ... Jason Day just missed his birdie putt on 18 at -6.

[Riccardo]

funny I had almost the opposite problem

My backswing was too slow. It was the biggest change the pro did when I took a lesson last year and it made a world of difference.

[slag]

When I start spraying shit into the woods (with my driver particularly) ... the guy I play with the most says: "slow the fuck down".