Drew Magary on golf in this week's Funbag

[TerpEagle]

http://deadspin.com/golfs-self-congr...dumb-473562526

[Drama Queen]

I think a judge should follow Riccardo around.

We'd hear about a lot of 120 scores. ...and make Riccardo pay the guy for 4-5 hours too!

[Drama Queen]

My point is that its not practical at any level other than at the pro level. The pros are the standard for all of golf, and so it makes sense that they play the game in the same manner in which a hacker like Riccardo plays...

[slag]

Articles like that make me want to call Jeeves, have him bring the car around, and drive me over to Bushwood so I can berate the clubhouse attendant for failing to use a fine enough chamois when creaming and buffing my shoes.