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  • R Diddy called Kevin Allen the worst Eagles pick of alltime

    said he should have been a third rounder but the Eagles took him with the ninth pick because they were set on a tackle. (This was Marion Campbell in his last year before Buddy).

    In Allen's first game he was so outclassed by Lawrence Taylor, Ron Jaworski nearly got killed.

    He was benched midway through the season and arrested and convicted of raping a woman in the shadow of Lucy the Elephant on the Margate beach.

    Here's a story. I used to visit a guy who was incarcerated at Bayside State Prison where Allen served his time.

    The big thing was for the inmates to fondle their wives/girlfriends, which the guards let them get away with unless they were too blatant about it. You were seated at a school desk with the inmate facing you in a second school desk. These guys going for the feel-ups had to contort themselves, but they worked for it the entire 45 minutes or whatever the visitation period was.

    Allen was a guy the guards broke the clinch on quite a few times.

    Allen had this fat blonde chick who used to show up who corresponded with him after his conviction. She didn't even know him from before. But apparently she dug that whole scene 'cuz she was there every time I visited my friend.
    Last edited by Irish George; 04-17-2013, 07:13 PM.
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
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  • #2
    I would judge draft busts based on who the Eagles could have drafted. Who was still on the board. In 1985 when they drafted Allen, there was this WR drafted a few picks later. His name. Jerry Rice.

    So yes. Allen might be the worst pick of all time.

    Other than that, I would say Leroy Keyes. They coulda had Mean Joe Greene.

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    • #3
      Keyes ripped up his knee

      and they didn't have the surgical techniques back in the day.

      However the guy they really wanted was Orenthal James Simpson. However, they won a couple of their final games and weren't going to get him. If Im not mistaken, that was the same year of the snowballs and Santa.
      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
      May 7, 2010




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      • #4
        Jon Harris.

        Originally posted by Irish George View Post
        said he should have been a third rounder but the Eagles took him with the ninth pick because they were set on a tackle. (This was Marion Campbell in his last year before Buddy).

        In Allen's first game he was so outclassed by Lawrence Taylor, Ron Jaworski nearly got killed.

        He was benched midway through the season and arrested and convicted of raping a woman in the shadow of Lucy the Elephant on the Margate beach.

        Here's a story. I used to visit a guy who was incarcerated at Bayside State Prison where Allen served his time.

        The big thing was for the inmates to fondle their wives/girlfriends, which the guards let them get away with unless they were too blatant about it. You were seated at a school desk with the inmate facing you in a second school desk. These guys going for the feel-ups had to contort themselves, but they worked for it the entire 45 minutes or whatever the visitation period was.

        Allen was a guy the guards broke the clinch on quite a few times.

        Allen had this fat blonde chick who used to show up who corresponded with him after his conviction. She didn't even know him from before. But apparently she dug that whole scene 'cuz she was there every time I visited my friend.
        nm
        You think its a joke!?!

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        • #5
          Antone "Swinging Door" Davis

          What a waste of fabric to make that guy a uniform.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Irish George View Post
            and they didn't have the surgical techniques back in the day.

            .
            Even if healthy, he was never going to be Mean Joe. Second worst pick of all time.

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