Similarities between IG and Lurie

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Both 61. Both robbing the cradle.

[J Con]

i like IG better

[Ellsworth]

both shake hands like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's.

both have a bigger Liberace collection than Annie Wilkes.


MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!

[Irish George]

both are feuding with Joe Banner

Both liked Kathleen Turner before she got fat.