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pots and pans!
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Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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I was laughing my ass off too
I guess its better than an iron and a boardOriginally posted by Irish George View Post -
Alright f-ers....I got her a sweet purse, dope new bag for our pool outings all summer, earrings, all kinds of shit.Last edited by Ellsworth; 05-07-2013, 08:47 PM.Comment
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Swiffer Duster with a refill box... and you'll be loving all over the house when the kids are asleep.Comment
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a coffee noseblower
..almost lost my keyboard....
Electric mixing bowl and recipe book coming up next....."I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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another mistake
Unless she picked it out herself, she'll hate the purse"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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took a picture on my 'Iphone' and 'sent' it to '3' of her 'friends' after i 'bought it' to make sure it was 'a winner'.
3 thumbs up (1 with a snap and a twist)Comment
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An apron, dustpan, and a bandana for good measure
She'll be the most prepared housewife on the block when it's time to clean Ells' domicile.The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston ChurchillComment
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Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
Thats weak Ells. On mother's day, I let my wife put the mop down and she gets to watch 30 minutes of T.V. I also let her sleep past 6am.
Thats it though. Can't let them get out of hand.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Try this one first, then give her the presents
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The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston ChurchillComment
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I would suggest this one
"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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Here's another idea!
Love the banjo music, too!
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Hahaha
I don't know what it is about that flour and water but it kills me!"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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Water and flour guys always get the chicks.Comment
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