more anti pots and pans: boy is my face red

[Irish George]

why didn't I ask the man who came up with Jane Seymour's open hearts collection for his opinion on what to get the wife slash gf for moms day?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Does this latest babe have kids?

You don't have to Mother's Day her up TOO do you?

[Irish George]

as a rule if youre dating a chick with kids of course

You don't have to Mother's Day her up TOO do you?

absolutely.