Pro tip for ticket buying noobs: Use the Ticketmaster App

[Diggle]

put in your CC info in advance. There's no captcha (ya know that stupid fucking thing where you have to type in the nonsensical word).

Should be able to score tickets easiest through that.

If you're working a laptop and the app at the same time, you're a noob if you don't score tix.

[IronEagle]

Listen up n00bs

put in your CC info in advance. There's no captcha (ya know that stupid fucking thing where you have to type in the nonsensical word).

Should be able to score tickets easiest through that.

If you're working a laptop and the app at the same time, you're a noob if you don't score tix.

This guy is practically giving tickets away.... except for the service charges, of course.

[Eagle In Ohio]

dammit. n00b status again.

Do I have to take the abuse all over again ?

[IronEagle]

Do I have to take the abuse all over again ?

All you gotta do is eat a hot pepper when you arrive at the gayte.

[IronEagle]

All you gotta do is eat a hot pepper when you arrive at the gayte.

Oh, I left out you gotta renounce Wangnutz. That is all.

[Eagle In Ohio]

If I can get ther, not only will I eat the pepper

Oh, I left out you gotta renounce Wangnutz. That is all.

I'll renounce Wangnuts like Akeem renounced his throne in Coming To America.