My Tin Cup, Sunglasses And German Shepherd Are Ready

[Kelly Green]

Help a poor ticketless Eagles fan (or my dog will make a meal out of your leg)!

I figure I might as well get the begging out of the way early. Assuming DullAss is the OFFICIAL Tailgate game, I throw myself on the mercies of my Board Brothers -- and before you all say no way, just remember if I'm not there, THERE WILL BE NO ARAMINGO!

(that'll get results)

[Riccardo]

what a mooch. would make that buckeye wangnut proud

Can I set my tin cup next to yours??

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahaha!

I love words like "mooch." That's the kinds of sh*t we used to say when we were kids.

[Kelly Green]

You Ain't Got A Ticket? Welcome Aboard

We could do SOUNDS OF SILENCE together -- you can be Art unless you can't hit the high notes; in that case you can do Paul's harmony track.

[RSE]

As his buddy Magoo might say, immer dasselbe theatre.

[Kelly Green]

Magoo? Yes, I Did Like Him As A Kid

Jim Backus was great doing the voice for Mr. Magoo, but I also thought he was perfect as Thurston Howell III on Gilligan's Island.

Oh, by the way -- R? Fuck you.