Confidential to Kelly Green the Great

[3rd & Inches]

When can I expect to see you on Man vs Food?

[harls]

When can I expect to see you on Man vs Food?

KG vs Food hardly seems like a fair fight

[Kelly Green]

Depends On What The Food Is

If I'm expected to kill it, or to survive eating something that's still moving -- NEVER!

[PackWest]

There are a half million deer hunters in western Pennsylvania, you should go on a hunt and experience the primal sensation of eviscerating a still- warm body

Nothing quite like being up to your armpits inside of a deer...and given your legendary talents on the sports journalism side, it might make for an incredible article for your avid fans

[Kelly Green]

You Missed The Key Word -- SPORT

Even when the 76ers had the worst team in NBA history and won a grand total of 9 games, it was still five guys against five guys and while the hope was slim on any given night, the Sixers had a chance to win.

That, my friend, is a sport.

Pennsylvania hunters armed with any kind of firearm, bow, whatever, have the kind of advantage over a deer that a T-Rex would have over a kitten.

Hunting is NOT, never has been nor will it ever BE, a sport.

[PackWest]

Then why do they sell hunting gear at a SPORTING GOODS store ? :D

From Merriam -Webster:

sports·man
noun \ˈspȯrts-mən\
: a person who engages in sports (as hunting or fishing)

That being said, I understand it depends on your point of view and its certainly not for everyone.

But just so you know - the advantages are not all on one side

The deer are on their home turf, know every nook and cranny and have senses ( smell and hearing) that are a thousand times more sensitive than man. Deer "win" most of the time in my experience- I've seen hundreds of deer and I've successfully killed only a few .

So the score is easily 500-5 in favor of the deer at this point in my life and that's perfectly fine with me. 95% of hunting is "unsuccessful", but I still "win" every time I am in the woods with my family & friends

So if you didn't want to actually pull a trigger, try using a camera and see how incredibly difficult it is to get a clean "shot" while enjoying all that nature has to offer.

Pretty sure there are some board brothers who would gladly take you out in the fall - but choose wisely so you come back in one piece

[Kelly Green]

To Me, Hunting Will Only Become A Sport...

...when the deer can shoot back.

Of course, if that ever comes to be the case, the deer will all buy AK-47 knockoffs.

"DIE, you human pig!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"