OT: Success!

[art vandelay]

i fail to believe that kelly green literally stumbled upon this.

[Irish George]

I sweat like Moses Malone when I eat...

Smitty's red chowder.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

He has e-machine customer service on speed dial

Which button do I push? Do WHAT with the mouse?

[Bardy]

That's how he knows the power button won't last with sleep mode - his e-machine speed-dial button is no longer functioning from the beating it took. That's why he had to switch pc brands - so he could use a different speed-dial.