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  • Eating p*ssy causes throat cancer?

    Michael "Liberace" Douglas says "yes."
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010





  • #2
    Originally posted by Irish George View Post
    Michael "Liberace" Douglas says "yes."
    I have heard that its possible due to HPV. Weather its true i dont know

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    • #3
      maybe that's why EDP doesn't EDP.

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      • #4
        On the bright side

        at least I know how I'm going to die.
        The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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        • #5
          if it is, a guy married to zeta jones would surely know.
          Last edited by Ellsworth; 06-04-2013, 10:02 AM.

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          • #6
            Hey, Uncle Junior beat cancer.

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            • #7
              South of the Border ... down Mexico Way ... South of the Border ... where the tuna fish play!!!
              Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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              • #8
                it sure took michael douglas

                a long time to mention it. . . .


                and apparently it was right there on the tip of his tongue the whole time. . . .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by slag View Post
                  South of the Border ... down Mexico Way ... South of the Border ... where the tuna fish play!!!
                  Uncle Junior: "You yap worse than six barbers. If you'd a shut up during that game with Mountain Lakes you wouldn't have missed that fuckin' fly ball. I was ashamed to face my friends."

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                  • #10
                    Marry p@ssy = brain cancer.

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                    • #11
                      Hah!!!

                      Originally posted by olecowboy View Post
                      a long time to mention it. . . .


                      and apparently it was right there on the tip of his tongue the whole time. . . .
                      How you been man?
                      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                      May 7, 2010




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                      • #12
                        If eating pussy caused throat cancer, wouldn't there have been more of a world wide outbreak by now?

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                        • #13
                          Let me ask you something...

                          ...how do you go public with that if you are Douglas? You are either throwing your wife, one of the hottest women on the planet under the bus for giving you an STD, or you are admitting you had an affair, or that you exposed her to an STD. This is a chick who stood by him during his own alcohol and drug issues and his cancer.

                          I think CZJ is going to be available soon.
                          Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                          May 7, 2010




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                          • #14
                            Precisely

                            munch on.
                            Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                            May 7, 2010




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                            • #15
                              It's kind of weird...

                              Originally posted by Irish George View Post
                              ...how do you go public with that if you are Douglas? You are either throwing your wife, one of the hottest women on the planet under the bus for giving you an STD, or you are admitting you had an affair, or that you exposed her to an STD. This is a chick who stood by him during his own alcohol and drug issues and his cancer.

                              I think CZJ is going to be available soon.
                              ... for a married man to go public with it at all. But it's reasonable to assume that Douglas contracted the virus many years ago, and I'm sure he's been with thousands of women.

                              No way he got it from CZJ. She doesn't get virsues, ever. That's just not how nature works.

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