You guy are going to love this story

[Two Gap Penetrator]

So I'm riding through our old neighborhood and I see some people are having a garage sale. I decide to stop because I see some tools. I start walking around and I see, layed out on the ground, a couple of framed 8X10's of Giant players and one framed 8X10 of a Yankee player. I walk up to these pictures, position myself over them, look at the homeowner and go, "These are in the perfect place for me to whizz on them." Bwahahahahahahahahaha! He starts laughing and he goes, "What are you? A Cowboys fan?" I go, "No, Eagles." He goes, "OHHHHHHHHHHH, one of those."

[Ellsworth]

i bet the Dave Winfield one looks great over your vanity mirror.

[PackWest]

I would have loved the story more if you had not identified yourself, bargained him down on price, purchased the pictures from him, laid them on the grass and pee'd on them

Then we would have been treated to a good headline:


"Garage sale golden shower leads to fisticuffs"

[slag]

Amateur Hour

Comparatively speaking.

[Irish George]

Yard sales are cringe-worthy

So I'm riding through our old neighborhood and I see some people are having a garage sale. I decide to stop because I see some tools. I start walking around and I see, layed out on the ground, a couple of framed 8X10's of Giant players and one framed 8X10 of a Yankee player. I walk up to these pictures, position myself over them, look at the homeowner and go, "These are in the perfect place for me to whizz on them." Bwahahahahahahahahaha! He starts laughing and he goes, "What are you? A Cowboys fan?" I go, "No, Eagles." He goes, "OHHHHHHHHHHH, one of those."

My ex used to want to have them all the time. Gee, let's spend an entire week cleaning up junk that should be thrown out, label everything, put signs up so that strangers can come to your house early and knock on the door and ask to buy shit that isn't in the sale, and net $75 for a week you will never get back.

I love the assholes who pick up a toaster makerd $1 and say "will you take 50 cents for it?" or better yet, the guy who says, "I really need a toaster but I want a four slice."

GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Irish George]

I always think of Winfield as a Padre

but that's just me.

[Ellsworth]

you're right. it is.

old ass chump!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

We had one once and never again

I agree with you. I do like to stop at them though. You get to meet the neighbors. Occasionally I find something very useful. I got this really nice Echo leaf blower for $20 last year. It was practically new. The guy said that there was nothing wrong with it and he was now using a landscaper and he didn't need it anymore. Right now I'm hunting for Kitchenaid attachments. I need the pasta machine attachments. There's also a nice food mill attachment that is good for making fresh tomato sauce. Bwah! Have at it, guys! This should provide you with enough material for a while!

[Irish George]

I'll stop once in a while myself

but will never ever have another one. Some of the characters who rolled up looked like former guests on the "Maury" show.

[Ellsworth]

hear that!! we participated in a 'community yard sale' a few years ago. took fucking FOREVER to tag everything, including what seemed like hundreds of 'like new' baby clothes or toddler shit.

every scumbag would gather up like 25 pairs of baby socks or unused outfits.......would you take $3 for all of this? 'would you get the fuck off my lawn?' i'd seriously rather give it away to goodwill and write it off my taxes, you piece of shit.

at the end of it we wound up getting about $100 out of it. never again. i absolutely LOVE tgathering up the shit that is no longer used and taking it to this huge dump/reclycling center nearby. there's no better feeling than tossing old clothes, kid toys, etc away and nobody ever even notices they're gone.

'going to the store! out of coffee and PBR! BRB!'

'ok!'

[Irish George]

bwahaha!!!

Getting ready for selling my house and tossing all kinds of shit. The worst is hoping to come across stuff I haven't seen in a long time and picking through stuff I can't believe I ever put in a storage tote to begin with.

[Ellsworth]

i hope you are able to complete your Fiesta tea set collection by Thanksgiving....

[Irish George]

BWAHAHAHA

PUNCH!!!