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  • #31
    So how do you explain this then?

    H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
    Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
    Was herbin' em in the home of the Terrapins
    Got it dirt cheap for them
    Plus if they was short wit' cheese I would work wit' them
    Boy and we...got rid of that dirt for them
    Wasn't born hustlers I was burpin' em
    H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
    Fo' sheezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
    Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
    Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain't easy
    Cops wanna knock me, D.A. wanna box me in
    But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky
    H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
    Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
    Therefore he doesn't exist
    So poof...vamoose son of a b*tch

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    • #32
      When KG fondles the mother's breast, the phil's season is put to rest.
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
        H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
        Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
        Was herbin' em in the home of the Terrapins
        Got it dirt cheap for them
        Plus if they was short wit' cheese I would work wit' them
        Boy and we...got rid of that dirt for them
        Wasn't born hustlers I was burpin' em
        H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
        Fo' sheezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
        Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
        Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain't easy
        Cops wanna knock me, D.A. wanna box me in
        But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky
        H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
        Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
        Therefore he doesn't exist
        So poof...vamoose son of a b*tch

        exhibit A
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #34
          KG puffs his chest, the Phils go to 3rd best

          In the National League East, that is.

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          • #35
            Kelly Green offends the Basebore Gods and the Phillies become frauds

            It doesn't get any more Jinxier.

            --------
            "We choose to go to the moon."

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            • #36
              Mickey Louse cries success and the Phils louse it up

              Season-wrecker!

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              • #37
                KG's boastful charade dampens chances for a parade
                John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                • #38
                  Come On -- Moron? You Can Do Worse Than THAT!

                  (this is the point where we see whether Slag knows how to pick up on a cue and deliver the proper reply -- sort of like the straight man serving up a potential laugh line to the stooge -- like Bud Abbott feeding a line to Lou Costello, Dan Rowan to Dick Martin, Dean Martin to Jerry Lewis...)
                  "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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                  • #39
                    KG sings showtunes and the Phils have misfortune

                    Season over.

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                    • #40
                      KG is a lout and the Phils go to 8.5 out

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                      • #41
                        Confidential To All Who Have Been So Clever: You All Get So Funny...

                        ...'cause Kelly Green's money!

                        (eat your heart out Georgie)
                        "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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                        • #42
                          HAHAH.. worst rhyme ever

                          hilarious!
                          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                          • #43
                            KG slathers the mayo, the phils tank like Scott Baio
                            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                            • #44
                              Kelly Green is a Jinx. He's the reason the Phils' team stinks.

                              They were starting to do ok until Mr. Basebore started running his Jinxy mouth.
                              --------
                              "We choose to go to the moon."

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                              • #45
                                KG celebrates and the Phils capitulate

                                Bwah

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