Fuck you Two Gap

[slag]

Actually the funniest thing that happened to me like that is hard to describe without speaking it.

I played as a single once with two guys from Sweden who spoke perfect English.

In deference to me they spoke English (even between each other).

On the 12 hole (I still remember it was a 135-yard par 3) one of them sticks it about a foot and a half from the hole.

He then hits his putt for what should have been an easy birdie and lips it around and out.

He starts cursing in Swedish and it sounded like GEE-FLUDEN-DEE-BLUDEN-SNEEBEN-FLEEBEN!!!

It caught me by surprise so badly that I'm serious, I nearly fell over laughing.

He looks at me like "What the fuck are you laughing at?"

I had to cough out "No ... no ... I never heard anyone curse in Swedish before" ... and he and the other guy started laughing.

We had a beer after the round so it was all good ... we even talked about that hole and laughed again.

[Riccardo]

play with guys from work

nm

[Riccardo]

since we're talking golf

GOLFGAYTE!! We gotta do it this year - no excuses!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

That's funny.

The f'ing game will drive you crazy. It's always like that on those par 3's. You manage to get off a nice shot and then you f yourself over with a sh*t putt. My (now deceased) friend used to tell the best golf stories about golfing in his youth. They were constantly trying to rip up his county card for all kinds of sh*t. Screaming curses, throwing clubs, slamming his putter into the green. The way he told those stories was hilarious. I miss that guy. Went into the basement and shot himself.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I'll do it if Deer Spine does it

I only play golf once every two years, so I would be all over the place. (watch DSG is some awesome golfer)

[slag]

It would IMO be a pisser if we'd just get off our asses and organize it.

The most attendance would likely be the Saturday before the tailgayte game.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

We need to set up some good foursomes

Two good golfers with two sh*t golfers. It could be me, you, Riccardo, and Diggle.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Hey did you ever play this course?

I played it once. There's one hole that you have to shoot it up high and drop it up on this green up on top and there's a beautiful view of the Water Gap and the Wind Gap from up there.

http://www.applemountaingolf.com/

[Riccardo]

nope. but it looks nice

HIllsborough country club has some scenic holes - but in rough shape. haven't played there in years

[Riccardo]

yeah we gotta do it

laughs a minute

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I always keep TP in my bag!

I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP AT FLYING HILLS WAY BACK WHEN WHEN I WAS PLAYING, NEEDED TO USE THE GOLF BALL RAG TO WIPE, TRIED THE PINE NEEDLES BUT THEY DIDN'T WORK SO WELL. HAD AN AZZ RASH FOR THREE WEEKS AFTER THAT. AH YEAH ADVENTURES IN POOPING ON THE LINKS YO.

[muggz]

Def count me in...

[Pete]

I grew up about 15 minutes from there

I played it once. There's one hole that you have to shoot it up high and drop it up on this green up on top and there's a beautiful view of the Water Gap and the Wind Gap from up there.

http://www.applemountaingolf.com/

played it once or twice before I stopped playing golf in my late teens.